Blades of Banter: 400+Funny Sword Names You’ll Die Laughing At

Welcome to Blades of Banter, where humor meets heroism! If you’ve ever dreamed of wielding a sword named “Sir Cuts-a-Lot” or “The Edge of Regret,” you’re in the right place. This list of 400+ funny sword names will have you laughing harder than a knight who slipped on his own armor. Whether you’re naming a weapon for a game, story, or just for fun, these sharp and witty names are sure to add a spark of laughter to your battles. So grab your shield of giggles and prepare for a pun-filled quest through the land of hilarious blades!

Silly Sword Names 

• Pointy McPokeface
  
• The Butterspreader
  
• Stabby McStabface
  
• The Slightly Bent Blade
  
• Sir Cuts-a-Lot
  
• Slicey Dicey
  
• The Toenail Collector
  
• Pokey Pokerson
  
• Mr. Sharpington
  
• Snippy the Sword
  
• Oopsie Slice
  
• The Angry Toothpick
  
• Blunt Force Trauma (but it’s actually sharp)
  
• The Spaghetti Divider
  
• Slice-o-Tron 3000
  
• The Drama Stick
  
• Wobbly Edge
  
• Lord of the Nicks
  
• Captain Cutpants
  
• The Not-a-Knife
  
• Shiny Stick of Doom
  
• The Slightly Moist Sword
  
• The Ticklish Edge
  
• Cutlet Supreme
  
• The Bread Slicer Deluxe
  
• Ouchmaker
  
• Safety Hazard
  
• The Banana Splitter
  
• Knightmare Butterknife
  
• The Aluminum Avenger
  
• Snuggleblade
  
• Mood Swinger
  
• The Glitter Guillotine
  
• Splorchblade
  
• Salad Shredder
  
• The Giggling Glaive
  
• Wet Noodle of Destiny
  
• The Laundry Divider
  
• Wound Whisker
  
• Toothpick of Titans
  
• Bonk Stick 2.0
  
• Disappointment Plus
  
• The Paper Cutter XL
  
• Chippy McSlice
  
• Swordy McSwordface
  
• The Sneeze of Steel
  
• The Sock Splitter
  
• Slice & Regret
  
• Anxiety Edge
  
• The Pancake Peeler
  
• The Nope Saber
  
• Sir Floppy of Edgeville
  
• Mildly Dangerous
  
• Handle With Regret
  
• The Drama Dagger
  
• Mood Edge
  
• The WiFi Disconnecter
  
• The Crumb Carver
  
• The Safety Offender
  
• Mr. Pokington’s Legacy
  
• The Spoon Impostor
  
• Sliceageddon
  
• The Pointless Point

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Rhyming Sword Name Ideas 

• Slice & Dice
  
• Chop & Drop
  
• Bash & Slash
  
• Snip & Slip
  
• Prick & Flick
  
• Pierce & Fierce
  
• Swing & Sting
  
• Hilt & Wilt
  
• Hack & Smack
  
• Whack & Crack
  
• Rip & Drip
  
• Swipe & Hype
  
• Flash & Slash
  
• Zip & Clip
  
• Ping & Ding
  
• Stab & Grab
  
• Cut & Strut
  
• Break & Flake
  
• Slip & Snip
  
• Clash & Dash
  
• Swish & Squish
  
• Edge & Wedge
  
• Nick & Flick
  
• Whirl & Hurl
  
• Rhyme & Crime
  
• Grind & Mind
  
• Trim & Grim
  
• Slash & Flash
  
• Pick & Kick
  
• Rip & Trip
  
• Blade Parade
  
• Glint & Flint
  
• Dart & Smart
  
• Swat & Hot
  
• Stab Slab
  
• Clash Smash
  
• Zing Thing
  
• Jerk & Work
  
• Twang Fang
  
• Grind & Find
  
• Cut Nut
  
• Swoosh & Push
  
• Thrust & Dust
  
• Clang & Bang
  
• Chop Drop
  
• Zip Tip
  
• Prance Lance
  
• Swing Bling
  
• Twirl Pearl
  
• Kick Stick
  
• Glare Flare
  
• Rip Strip
  
• Flick Stick
  
• Bash Flash
  
• Stab Cab
  
• Crash Slash
  
• Spin Win
  
• Flap Snap
  
• Blade Maid
  
• Point Joint
  
• Slash Splash
  
• Tip Clip
  
• Smite & Light

Funny Sword Names 

• The Tax Collector
  
• Emotional Damage
  
• The Unpaid Intern
  
• Tooth of Regret
  
• The Divorce Paper
  
• WiFi Slayer
  
• Karenbane
  
• Emotional Support Sword
  
• Mildly Sharp Object
  
• Definitely Not Cursed
  
• Your Mom’s Fury
  
• Overcompensation
  
• Spoon Destroyer
  
• Sir Swipe-a-Lot
  
• Slice ‘n’ Chill
  
• The Awkward Cutter
  
• Refund Denier
  
• That’s Not a Knife
  
• The Midnight Snacker
  
• Payback Deluxe
  
• Blade of Low Self-Esteem
  
• The Overdramatic Edge
  
• The Participation Trophy
  
• Life Choices
  
• Chop Happens
  
• Stress Reliever
  
• Unsubtle Point
  
• Existential Crisis
  
• Doomstick Junior
  
• Slice Almighty
  
• The Overpriced Relic
  
• Sharpie but Angrier
  
• The Mild Inconvenience
  
• Just the Tip
  
• The Plot Device
  
• Lord Stabbington III
  
• Pointless Wonder
  
• The Procrastinator
  
• Emotional Edge
  
• Spite Stick
  
• Dad Joke Deluxe
  
• Mood Blade
  
• The 404 Edge Not Found
  
• Snacc Attack
  
• The Legendary Butterknife
  
• The Punisher (of Bread)
  
• Captain Slice Sparrow
  
• The One Who Knocks (Poorly)
  
• The Edge of Tomorrow’s Regret
  
• Sassy Saber
  
• Procrastisword
  
• Drama Queen
  
• Overthinker’s Bane
  
• Slicey Spice
  
• The Netflix Pauser
  
• Lint Reaper
  
• The Dishwasher Hazard
  
• Master of Mild Mayhem
  
• Bonk Saber
  
• “Ow, My Feelings”
  
• Breadwinner
  
• The Hangry Blade
  
• Safety Third

Animal-Inspired Funny Sword Names 

• The Slicing Salmon
  
• Claw of the Goldfish
  
• The Duckslayer
  
• Snippy the Crab
  
• The Rabid Hamster
  
• Catnip Cutter
  
• The Angry Platypus
  
• Swordfish 2.0
  
• The Drama Llama
  
• Stabby the Squirrel
  
• Hootslayer
  
• Fang of the Ferret
  
• Beakbreaker
  
• The Pigeon Puncturer
  
• Blade the Beaver
  
• Cowtipper
  
• Cluckinator
  
• The Sheep Shearer Supreme
  
• Tuna Terror
  
• The Possum Poker
  
• Flamingo Fang
  
• Duck of Doom
  
• Badger’s Revenge
  
• The Goose Menace
  
• Porcupine Point
  
• Sword of the Sloth
  
• The Mildly Upset Turtle
  
• Lizard Lacerator
  
• Armadillo Avenger
  
• Swole Mole
  
• Corgi Cleaver
  
• Koala Katana
  
• The Meowblade
  
• Blade of the Walrus
  
• The Panda Pounder
  
• Bunny Bonker
  
• Raccoon Rapier
  
• The Alpaca Assassin
  
• Hummingblade
  
• The Swordfish Imposter
  
• Donkey Dicer
  
• Gator Gutter
  
• Hamster Hammer
  
• Lemur Lopper
  
• The Otter Obliterator
  
• Pelican Poker
  
• Rhino Ripper
  
• Seal Slasher
  
• Wombat Wounder
  
• Parrot Piercer
  
• The Lazy Liger
  
• Mouse Masher
  
• The Duck-Duck-Chop
  
• Platypus Pummel
  
• Gerbil Gauntlet
  
• Iguana Impaler
  
• The Croissant Crab
  
• Walrus Whacker
  
• Dolphin Divider
  
• Hedgehog Hacker
  
• Flamingo Flicker
  
• Weasel Wrecker
  
• Snail Slayer

Creative Sword Names 

• Whisper of Regret
  
• The Last Slice
  
• Echo’s Edge
  
• Daydream Divider
  
• The Unseen Blade
  
• Slice of Infinity
  
• The Forgotten Shimmer
  
• Wordcutter
  
• Edge of Sanity
  
• The Laughing Light
  
• Frost in July
  
• The Paper Thin Truth
  
• Sunset Sever
  
• The Blade Named Sue
  
• Mirage Splitter
  
• Petty Revenge
  
• The Echoing Edge
  
• Tinfoil Destiny
  
• Silence Screamer
  
• The Quill Cutter
  
• Bladey Mercury
  
• Chime of Dissonance
  
• The Polite Executioner
  
• Paradox Edge
  
• The Teacup’s Fury
  
• Dreambreaker
  
• The Velvet Guillotine
  
• Edge of Absurdity
  
• Banana of Fate
  
• Featherblade
  
• Whisperfang
  
• Unsubscribe
  
• Snickerdoodle Edge
  
• The Serious Joke
  
• Slice of Tomorrow
  
• Wanderer’s WiFi
  
• Absurd Infinity
  
• The Ink Splitter
  
• Dagger of Maybe
  
• The Optimist’s Edge
  
• Sighblade
  
• Rainbow Cleaver
  
• Logic’s End
  
• The Coffee Stirrer
  
• Drama Divider
  
• Edgeception
  
• Moodslasher
  
• The Paperweight of Destiny
  
• Slicequilibrium
  
• The Existential Chopper
  
• Spoonbane
  
• Irony’s Fang
  
• Whisper of Chaos
  
• The Unpaid Hero
  
• Midnight Toast
  
• The Lint Edge
  
• Mirage Maker
  
• Whimsy’s Wrath
  
• Temporal Butterknife
  
• The Maybe Blade
  
• Bladey Gaga
  
• Keyboard Cleaver
  
• The Fable Filer

Celestial Funny Sword Names 

• Starlight Stabber
  
• The Lunar Butterknife
  
• Galaxy Slicer
  
• Comet Cutter
  
• Cosmic Toothpick
  
• Solar Stab
  
• Moonbeam Mutilator
  
• The Nebula Nibbler
  
• Void Poker
  
• Astral Avenger
  
• Meteor Mincer
  
• Eclipse Edge
  
• Saturn Slicer
  
• The Milky Whay
  
• Nova Nick
  
• Space Shank
  
• Stellar Spatula
  
• Gravity Gutter
  
• Cosmic Bonkstick
  
• The Dark Matter Dagger
  
• Pluto’s Point
  
• Solar Flare Swatter
  
• The Galactic Grater
  
• Starfall Splicer
  
• The Black Hole Butterknife
  
• Moonchewer
  
• Comet Cleaver
  
• Starry Poke
  
• The Intergalactic Toothpick
  
• Nebula Noodle
  
• Blade of Space-Time
  
• The Supernova Splicer
  
• The Shooting Spork
  
• Cosmic Crumb Cutter
  
• Voidblade Jr.
  
• Sunspot Stabber
  
• Martian Machete
  
• Jupiter Javelin
  
• Saturn’s Spoon
  
• Uranus Edge (don’t ask)
  
• Space Slasher
  
• The Cosmic Divider
  
• Blade of Eternal Dusk
  
• Photon Puncture
  
• Celestial Snacker
  
• Eclipse Enforcer
  
• Blade of Starlight Regret
  
• AstroChop
  
• Galaxy Grin
  
• Orbit Obliterator
  
• The Celestial Slice
  
• Solar Snack
  
• The Wandering Starstick
  
• Planet Popper
  
• The Vacuum Vendor
  
• Starwhacker
  
• Blade of the Black Hole
  
• Cosmic Cutlet
  
• Moonshank
  
• Stellar Spork
  
• Aurora Edge
  
• Satellite Slicer
  
• The Big Bang Bonker

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Mythical Funny Sword Names

 

• Excaliburrito
  
• The Unicorn Puncturer
  
• Goblin Go-Bye-Bye
  
• Dragon Tickler
  
• Sword of Slightly Less Doom
  
• Trollslapper
  
• Minotaur’s Toothpick
  
• The Kraken Poker
  
• Hydra Hydrator
  
• The Fairy Flinger
  
• Pegasus Paddler
  
• Elf Disappointment
  
• Gnome Chopper
  
• The Mermaid’s Regret
  
• Centaur Stabber
  
• Basilisk Butterknife
  
• Vampire Veggie Slicer
  
• Cyclops Cleaver
  
• Ogre Obliterator
  
• The Bard Silencer
  
• Werewolf Whittler
  
• The Phoenix Filet
  
• Gobsmack
  
• The Orc Snorer
  
• The Dwarf Divider
  
• Genie’s Butter Spreader
  
• Kraken Kebabber
  
• The Dragonfly Edge
  
• Sword of Slight Discomfort
  
• Fairyfryer
  
• Gremlin Gutter
  
• Basilisk Bonker
  
• Nymph Nicker
  
• Troll Tooth
  
• Dragon’s Dental Tool
  
• Sprite Splicer
  
• Chimera Chopper
  
• Hydra Hiccup
  
• Pixie Poker
  
• Kraken Krumbler
  
• Medusa’s Mirror
  
• Siren Slicer
  
• The Wand of Not Quite Magic
  
• Wraith Whacker
  
• The Legendary Butterspoon
  
• Sword of Eternal Eh
  
• Minotaur Mincer
  
• Goblinator 5000
  
• Phoenix Feather Duster
  
• Vampire Vanisher
  
• Sword of the Forgotten Bard
  
• Unicorn Uprooter
  
• Cursed Spoon
  
• Harpy Hacker
  
• Mermaid’s Fork
  
• Pegasus Plucker
  
• Centaur’s Comb
  
• Sword of Mild Doom
  
• Kraken Kutter
  
• Troll Tickler
  
• Goblin Groomer
  
• The Blunt Excalibur
  
• Ye Olde Slice o’ Doom

Conclusion

And there you have it—hundreds of sword names that slice through boredom and stab straight into your funny bone. From silly puns to clever twists, these names prove that even warriors need a good laugh. Whether you’re crafting a fantasy tale, gaming with friends, or just love wordplay, these blades bring both power and humor. So go ahead—name your sword and let the laughter begin! Explore even more fun and trending team names over at Teamifynames.